I HOLD MY BREATH WHEN I HEAR LIES
Your mom is calling you to help her in the kitchen

sodamnrelatable:

When you were young:

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now:

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When I see a good looking person:

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

intensebabe:

i’m not made of sugar spice and everything nice

i’m made of bitterness alcohol and horniness